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New favourite joke:

celticpeace:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

Boo. I don’t get it.

(via bitchesandhoesandlosers)

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onlylolgifs:

me trying to participate in sports

(via flash-in-the-pain)

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taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

(via foodbeforefamily)

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  • friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
  • me: can i have some
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sexuallyactivegrandma:

OH MY GOD
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siphersandco:

People are so vulnerable at night. They’re willing to spill out their souls to anyone willing to listen. They have desires to do things that never cross their mind when the sun is out.

(via gnastly)

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If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

(Source: stoner-dad, via linhiguess)

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yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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(via linhiguess)

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